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Husband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep!
Husband: I was asking ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you a whole is not 10:00.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, your day is not to engage me you indisposed?
Husband: I'm just asking, is now 10 o'clock the whole Why?
wife: a full integration, the whole now! ! ! ! !
One day, a beautiful dress to wear white when shopping on the road, hooked the camera accidentally fell to the ground, just to see the back of a handsome young See, handsome boy picked up the camera go out into the beautiful women around, running and shouting in front of the lady who dressed in white dress: your camera, your camera, handsome black ... gave two hand, to break curse: you have like a duck, pedestrians can be divided into discreet sub-accused did not handsome, handsome boy that wronged, turned tail and ran, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera to recognize how, repeatedly shouted: I am the camera I like chicken,
one woman marriage, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
Computer help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the woman refuses to accept the results and found the input
1. to a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her search results again
~~~~~~ banks still do not disappoint this woman to continue to input conditions
1 To look cool but also a sense of security
2 results found result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Austria Terman
still not disappointed with this woman, but also to input conditions
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
3. have a beautiful house
4. have a lot of money to look cool
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6 and also to have a sense of security
computer to help her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman in the bank, chess < br>
a man going to the toilet, had just heard next door asked: br> can be thought to myself, this next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: ? Upset and said: gay! silly B! I say he took one!!
correcting a teacher of English composition, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess answered 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese
mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5.
him the child or you can how to do it?
After all, it is your body's blood flow
v professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling late.
1. son to learn good, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sad father said: Why do you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!
2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down wind. standing next to the negotiators, said: ; finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: 'My dear why I am so well!' cat Hey laughed: 'wait for you then a little fat to know.
4. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful female face of the mountains and rivers shouted: motherland ah! I mother! a secret crush on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big crowd, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a pig. He did not want, and just want to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outside ! Once he sent far away pig, and later his wife called and said he: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: pig called to pick me up, I lost.
Have a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encountered a young man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much
The Union: false name false name a false address
Second line: Pianchipianhe feeling cheated
scroll reads: take the bait
The Union: wind, and rain the next, I'm waiting for you call back
second line: as you were born, you die, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: the wrong person
The Union: love family love Shimei
Second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The Union: Look back agitated powerful army
Second line: turned his head to scare off millions of bold warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!
< br> The Union: that you can not row row row you
Second line: not all actions that do not line
not scroll reads: No
against the Alliance: Reviewing the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a gang of kids
Second line: look at the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: Times
The Union: crazy for you, for your tired suffered for you, all sins
second line: for you, crazy for you dead bang bang you hit the big wall
scroll reads: for love crazy
The Union: love and be loved is hard
Second line: love in the time
destined to scroll reads: friendship and loyalty is priceless
The Union: Love has been suspended, the situation also sell at a loss, fate slide into the daily limit
Second line: Positive thinking the bull market, like no bear market, sentiment can not be investment and long-term
scroll reads:
quickly cover their short positions on the joint: boys, girls, poor scholar, going
second line: first love, love, extramarital affairs, reluctantly
scroll reads: There is no love < br>
The Union: I love unofficially crowned
Second line: I love the people miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: Love is love is down fate is not in arrears Service Area
Second line: too busy thinking no response to the feelings can not be charged
scroll reads: If the heart
● Mobile to China Unicom's friends are willing to come in the money being diverted to fall into the sea stepping Jinshan happy mess laughable every day smiling and a happy single friends deserve the best Valentine's Day and then the express train hit the Aventure! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your song I like chrysanthemum Taiwan
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
Do not fantasize about big brother only a legend;
not spoof of big sister make you vomit blood;
Do not worry sister, sister is only two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger brother but the insecticide; Do not envy
Dad, Dad a myth;
Do not ignore mother, mother a flower that year!
Stones tells us that everything really love the last all gone, everything is mix and match the last reunion!
others have their background, and I only have back ~>_<~< br> tree shameless, certain death; people no sense of shame, invincible!
Road see injustice life, roar, roar finished and went!
diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy!
What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster! Although the main
flowers, I'll loose soil!
alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I look not so handsome, but a child left nostril was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bomb!
thinking of how far you go away!
your hand, dragged the dogs!
looked Eagles know the age is not a problem;
watched Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find species is not a problem;
think Ghost outstanding, truly understand the life and death ... the original is not a problem! (^ O ^)
me, love you,
you indifferent.
me, you discharge,
you did not see installed.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
me, smoke a cigarette,
you, call me to pull over.
me, Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
me invite you for dinner,
you, faster than anyone else.
me hold your hand,
you and trembling.
me give you a kiss,
you refused to die.
you, heartless do not intend,
I decided to give up.
me, just to jump,
you only look back.
you, a change of heart,
me, just landing.
you, crying like a ghost,
me die of regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Is full of clouds!
centipede ah. Is full of legs!
hell ah. Is full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friend ah, I will not let you mischief.
are you these friends ah, I never regret it!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
1000 Riddles , hilarious !
1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
Answer: 1 billion. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not ?
Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[B] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) debate
13 questions: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: grave hundred meters
22 chickens and geese, chickens, geese run faster than the So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 a Columbus After the foot onto the New World, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 , his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar
Wang while brushing teeth, while leisurely whistling, how could he do?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is powerful targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz
date of manufacture and expiry date on the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, wave father had shot him down, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
bear is the tail end of the bear, a bear penis What is the bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid suffering from myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog jump high Why?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is losing some
why swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going?
Answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first is the pants off your clothes?
Answer: First close friends is better
old Mei and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at fruits open minded, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
Answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going one will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit?
Answer: Because the turtles every year fired ...
why suddenly
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why the guy said quietly
two looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety 『』 ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What is the matter?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump. Why not shoot guns
day stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers,
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg < br> What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
driver into the car the first thing what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
. but it is not bright, it is what east?
answer: broken lamp
a 10 meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? < br> Answer: do not eat
1 Tiger ... Who is the king of the beasts? ● Zoo what
2 will appear after death? ● movies what people
3 can not wear a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● suicide note left
5 elephant ears like what? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears < br> 7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, is why? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 people what is the secret of longevity? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 What is called death fart? ● vanish
17, when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ●
18 in the toilet the smallest island of the world what? ●
19 refuges on the road when the planet exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives came, all the run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed < br> 21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word square word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, an adult is not child's father, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only bought three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 World boxing champion knocked down very easily what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do The most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 br> 32 for heart failure surgery, the doctor asked the patient what is about to expire last words to explain what do you think he would say? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 has a newly born baby, has two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, this could do? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone What is the first thing to do? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is for Han? ● Veterinary Hospital
39 this winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice of the two hungry cats
40 a side from a fat rat through, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the northwest to southeast flight? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three a son, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second, third son of What? ● course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river and no bridge no boat . so he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is what the submarine
46 I do not know what day to know, you know I know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask Can they see each other's face? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero > 49 starts with coconut and watermelon, which is more painful? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius, What's the difference? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius child in the above
51 by What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see what the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● silent
56 to what are often, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as in their own country has not felt the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a There is a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what happened? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 seductive woman is best at confusing a man, then what Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. convalescence, her girlfriend has to break soon, Why? ● is not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can do together. This is what to do? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs will not
68 black students to go home only to find middle of the night without keys, home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● lock the door Forget black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning
70 if tomorrow is the end of the world Why some people want to commit suicide today? ● heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● iodine
73 Why is a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75 Something there is that people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know what it? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, What the book as a woman so fat? ● consolidated
77 an alligator and shark bite feel any different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, go north 10 meters, 10 meters and then towards the west, then south to go 10 meters, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail towards? ● North Korea to
79 What? ● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● pressed into juice < br>
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not Why sit
84 frogs can jump higher than tree height? ● jump
85 trees will not have anything in the world nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful call? ● peerless beauty
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own
88 fingers were always afraid to take a bath what figurines
89 ● Why do the majority of Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South break the law? ● lucky
91 you know the modern scientists generally where you were born? ● hospital
92 geese fly south Why? ● go too slow because of their feet < br> 93 winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children each assigned to one, but the basin remained the one, why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber < br>
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Xiao Ming has never had to study a model student, and why deaf students ● Xiao Ming is a box
99 has several side? ● two sides. inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ● Each months have 28 days
1, why did not Sony Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (pressure Sparrow silent)
10 white plus white equals what? answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask Who is this car does?? answer: people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they beat the people called Because the stars will ? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
19 dead, two men fell into the trap, the dead man called dead, live What is his? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 has a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if left ET ? Answer: 21 ET UFO
26 drove off the wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children who red bean family? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
31 One mother has had with body baby, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
Answer: 1 billion. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not ?
Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[B] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) debate
13 questions: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: grave hundred meters
22 chickens and geese, chickens, geese run faster than the So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 a Columbus After the foot onto the New World, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 , his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar
Wang while brushing teeth, while leisurely whistling, how could he do?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is powerful targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz
date of manufacture and expiry date on the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, wave father had shot him down, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
bear is the tail end of the bear, a bear penis What is the bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid suffering from myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog jump high Why?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is losing some
why swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going?
Answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first is the pants off your clothes?
Answer: First close friends is better
old Mei and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at fruits open minded, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
Answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going one will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit?
Answer: Because the turtles every year fired ...
why suddenly
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why the guy said quietly
two looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety 『』 ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What is the matter?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump. Why not shoot guns
day stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers,
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg < br> What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
driver into the car the first thing what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
. but it is not bright, it is what east?
answer: broken lamp
a 10 meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? < br> Answer: do not eat
1 Tiger ... Who is the king of the beasts? ● Zoo what
2 will appear after death? ● movies what people
3 can not wear a hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● suicide note left
5 elephant ears like what? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears < br> 7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, is why? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 people what is the secret of longevity? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 What is called death fart? ● vanish
17, when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ●
18 in the toilet the smallest island of the world what? ●
19 refuges on the road when the planet exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives came, all the run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed < br> 21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word square word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, an adult is not child's father, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only bought three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 World boxing champion knocked down very easily what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do The most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 br> 32 for heart failure surgery, the doctor asked the patient what is about to expire last words to explain what do you think he would say? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 has a newly born baby, has two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, this could do? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone What is the first thing to do? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is for Han? ● Veterinary Hospital
39 this winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice of the two hungry cats
40 a side from a fat rat through, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the northwest to southeast flight? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three a son, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second, third son of What? ● course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river and no bridge no boat . so he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is what the submarine
46 I do not know what day to know, you know I know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask Can they see each other's face? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero > 49 starts with coconut and watermelon, which is more painful? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius, What's the difference? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius child in the above
51 by What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see what the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● silent
56 to what are often, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as in their own country has not felt the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a There is a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what happened? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 seductive woman is best at confusing a man, then what Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. convalescence, her girlfriend has to break soon, Why? ● is not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can do together. This is what to do? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs will not
68 black students to go home only to find middle of the night without keys, home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● lock the door Forget black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning
70 if tomorrow is the end of the world Why some people want to commit suicide today? ● heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● iodine
73 Why is a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75 Something there is that people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know what it? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, What the book as a woman so fat? ● consolidated
77 an alligator and shark bite feel any different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, go north 10 meters, 10 meters and then towards the west, then south to go 10 meters, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail towards? ● North Korea to
79 What? ● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● pressed into juice < br>
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not Why sit
84 frogs can jump higher than tree height? ● jump
85 trees will not have anything in the world nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful call? ● peerless beauty
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own
88 fingers were always afraid to take a bath what figurines
89 ● Why do the majority of Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South break the law? ● lucky
91 you know the modern scientists generally where you were born? ● hospital
92 geese fly south Why? ● go too slow because of their feet < br> 93 winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children each assigned to one, but the basin remained the one, why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber < br>
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Xiao Ming has never had to study a model student, and why deaf students ● Xiao Ming is a box
99 has several side? ● two sides. inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ● Each months have 28 days
1, why did not Sony Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (pressure Sparrow silent)
10 white plus white equals what? answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask Who is this car does?? answer: people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they beat the people called Because the stars will ? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
19 dead, two men fell into the trap, the dead man called dead, live What is his? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 has a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if left ET ? Answer: 21 ET UFO
26 drove off the wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children who red bean family? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
31 One mother has had with body baby, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Understanding of image making in the PNG-8 format with the PNG-24 format and the difference between
PNG, lossless compression is a bitmap graphics file formats. PNG format for non-distortion, compression, and allows the use of technology similar to a palette of GIF format, support true color images, and have the alpha channel (transparent), and other features. There are a lot of people use the PNG format and other aspects of the Internet.
PNG, lossless compression is a bitmap graphics file formats. PNG format for non-distortion, compression, and allows the use of technology similar to a palette of GIF format, support true color images, and have the alpha channel (transparent), and other features. There are a lot of people use the PNG format and other aspects of the Internet.
PNG of the English name for the Portable Network Graphics, is a portable network graphic. Another argument is that the name comes from the unofficial
features
* 256-color palette of techniques to produce small size files
* up to 48-bit true color images and 16-bit grayscale image.
* Alpha channel support, translucent properties.
* Support image brightness of the gamma correction information.
* Support to store additional text information in order to retain the image name, author, copyright, creation time, notes and other information.
* use lossless compression
* asymptotic display and streaming read and write, for fast transmission in the network and then displays the preview show the whole picture.
* CRC cyclic redundancy code to prevent the use of file error.
* new PNG standard allows multiple images stored in a file.
PNG is divided into two formats: PNG-8, and PNG-24. As with the GIF PNG-8 supports up to 256 colors, PNG-24 supports 48-bit true color, and sometimes better than the JPG, which is not in the scope.
how to generate PNG-8, and PNG-24 image? Use PS's If you use fireworks is the
one, PNG-8 and GIF
PNG-8 with the support of color as a transparent GIF. PNG-8 bit GIF has some, GIF PNG-8 there is not, for example: the same file format, PNG-8 is smaller than GIF.
Second, PNG-8 with the PNG-24 对 degree of support for IE6
PNG-24 supports alpha channel transparency formats, support for semi-transparent, IE6 does not support PNG-24, but he fully supports the PNG-8.
If it is opaque PNG-24, IE6 is the perfect support for the reason that IE6 does not support PNG-24 is because the PNG-24 in the semi-transparent will not display correctly in IE6.
III, PNG-8 transparent PNG-24 with the difference
PNG-8 and gif there are some similarities, are indexed color mode, only support pixel-level pure and transparent, does not support alpha transparency. We usually say But IE6 supports PNG-8 transparent, transparent gif the same as support.
four, PNG-8's high compression ratio
cutting diagram, sometimes choose PNG-8 can get a higher compression ratio. Note that PNG-8, not a PNG-24. But in some cases or gif or jpg will be smaller, according to the actual situation in order to choose the best option debug.
PNG, lossless compression is a bitmap graphics file formats. PNG format for non-distortion, compression, and allows the use of technology similar to a palette of GIF format, support true color images, and have the alpha channel (transparent), and other features. There are a lot of people use the PNG format and other aspects of the Internet.
PNG of the English name for the Portable Network Graphics, is a portable network graphic. Another argument is that the name comes from the unofficial
features
* 256-color palette of techniques to produce small size files
* up to 48-bit true color images and 16-bit grayscale image.
* Alpha channel support, translucent properties.
* Support image brightness of the gamma correction information.
* Support to store additional text information in order to retain the image name, author, copyright, creation time, notes and other information.
* use lossless compression
* asymptotic display and streaming read and write, for fast transmission in the network and then displays the preview show the whole picture.
* CRC cyclic redundancy code to prevent the use of file error.
* new PNG standard allows multiple images stored in a file.
PNG is divided into two formats: PNG-8, and PNG-24. As with the GIF PNG-8 supports up to 256 colors, PNG-24 supports 48-bit true color, and sometimes better than the JPG, which is not in the scope.
how to generate PNG-8, and PNG-24 image? Use PS's If you use fireworks is the
one, PNG-8 and GIF
PNG-8 with the support of color as a transparent GIF. PNG-8 bit GIF has some, GIF PNG-8 there is not, for example: the same file format, PNG-8 is smaller than GIF.
Second, PNG-8 with the PNG-24 对 degree of support for IE6
PNG-24 supports alpha channel transparency formats, support for semi-transparent, IE6 does not support PNG-24, but he fully supports the PNG-8.
If it is opaque PNG-24, IE6 is the perfect support for the reason that IE6 does not support PNG-24 is because the PNG-24 in the semi-transparent will not display correctly in IE6.
III, PNG-8 transparent PNG-24 with the difference
PNG-8 and gif there are some similarities, are indexed color mode, only support pixel-level pure and transparent, does not support alpha transparency. We usually say But IE6 supports PNG-8 transparent, transparent gif the same as support.
four, PNG-8's high compression ratio
cutting diagram, sometimes choose PNG-8 can get a higher compression ratio. Note that PNG-8, not a PNG-24. But in some cases or gif or jpg will be smaller, according to the actual situation in order to choose the best option debug.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Do not want to die early to make the following settings on the computer
access to and use of a computer, ignore the prolonged use of computers, when in fact there is a small trick you can better protect their health. This is my advice, in order to protect your eyes, make the following settings on the computer, right -
Desktop】 → 【【Right】 → 【Properties】 → 【Appearance】 → 【High】 → 【project selection ],[Saturation: 123. Brightness: 205 → Add to Custom Colors → → in custom colors to determine
selected so that all documents are no longer 』『 dazzling black and white, but very much a soft green bean paste 』 color, the color is configured 』『 ophthalmologist, and prolonged use will be very effective 『』 『relieve eyestrain eye protection』
If you set up, use the process of feeling really good, do not forget to tell their loved ones】 and 【】 【friends. May health and you will never the same!
overlooking with vision care plans:
friend in need can be downloaded to a computer, eye fatigue watch directly on the computer can also be printed or posted on the desk attached to the office where it is needed, especially for individuals feel closer look at this picture, can protect the eyes to reduce the effects of fatigue
eye protection is our consensus, let us love windows of the soul - the eyes.
overlooking the graph theory: You can see graph theory is the use of psychological perception of space, making a paper plane Zhang Erwei space strongly suggests a three-dimensional extension to the three-dimensional graphics so far, myopia and good eyesight people in case of prolonged close eye sight due to fatigue, this method can get some relief.
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selected so that all documents are no longer 』『 dazzling black and white, but very much a soft green bean paste 』 color, the color is configured 』『 ophthalmologist, and prolonged use will be very effective 『』 『relieve eyestrain eye protection』
If you set up, use the process of feeling really good, do not forget to tell their loved ones】 and 【】 【friends. May health and you will never the same!
overlooking with vision care plans:
friend in need can be downloaded to a computer, eye fatigue watch directly on the computer can also be printed or posted on the desk attached to the office where it is needed, especially for individuals feel closer look at this picture, can protect the eyes to reduce the effects of fatigue
eye protection is our consensus, let us love windows of the soul - the eyes.
overlooking the graph theory: You can see graph theory is the use of psychological perception of space, making a paper plane Zhang Erwei space strongly suggests a three-dimensional extension to the three-dimensional graphics so far, myopia and good eyesight people in case of prolonged close eye sight due to fatigue, this method can get some relief.
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Sunday, April 10, 2011
Five internal organs, the most simple and effective method for detoxification --- worth collecting
Five internal organs of the drug for that?
In the Chinese view, there are many toxins in our bodies, who can not be promptly eliminated from the body, for our physical and mental effects of substance will have a negative can be referred to as For example, blood stasis, phlegm, cold, food product, qi, lit. These toxins accumulate in the internal organs within, it will accelerate the aging of internal organs, and support from the five internal organs, skin, bones, muscles, nerves will along with senile. Although the toxins deep, but they left clues or body surface, the faces of representatives of different toxins hidden in where, now, we have to find out the toxins hiding place, as soon as it is out of the body.
toxin
if the liver has been shown in
1. nail surface a raised ridge, or down to depression. TCM believes that
2. hyperplasia of the breast occur, premenstrual breast pain increased significantly. Belongs to the liver through the line of the breast on the route fortress, once the liver has
3. emotional prone to depression. The liver is the organ in vivo regulation of emotion, once the liver toxicity can not be discharged, blocking the operation of gas, will have a significant adverse emotions.
4. migraine headaches, acne on both sides of the face, but also appears dysmenorrhea. Both sides of the face and lower abdomen, the liver and its partner, by the gall bladder of the
how detoxification smoother
1. eat green food. According to the five elements theory of traditional Chinese medicine, the food can be accessible green liver, play a good Shugan, Jieyu, relieve emotional effect, is to help the liver detoxify the food. Chinese medicine experts recommend blue orange or lemon, orange juice or green skin made of green lemonade, like drinkable.
2. wolfberry to enhance the tolerance of the liver. In addition to detoxification, but also should enhance the ability of the liver against toxins. The most important food wolfberry, it has a very good role in protecting the liver and can increase the tolerance of the liver of toxins. Time to chew the food consumption of the best to eat a little.
3. Press the main point for liver detoxification. This refers to the Taichong Point, the location in the dorsum of the foot first and second metatarsal depression before the junction. Thumb Anrou 3 to 5 minutes, you can feel a slight soreness. Do not use too much strength, press the feet alternately.
4. tears detoxification method. Compared to never cry for men, women live longer, it can not be said and tears are related. With this understanding of traditional Chinese medicine has long been, but was confirmed by Western medicine. As the tear fluid excretion, as with the sweat and urine, which does have some harmful chemical and biological toxins. So sad, the wronged, the depression will simply Kuchu come when. For those If the heart has been expressed in toxin
1. Tongue ulcer. Chinese medicine, tongue and heart is most closely related, so the length of the tongue ulcer, usually considered to be the fire inside the heart, or the burning.
2. Zhangdou forehead. Forehead is the heart of a territorial jurisdiction, Firelight strong as fire, poison, this dependency will be boiling, so come and go to a lot of acne.
3. insomnia, heart palpitations. Heart in a non-stop work, when the fire remained at the heart drug can not be excluded, the sleep is not stable.
4. tightness or tingling. There is bleeding within the heart of a toxin, like a traffic jam on the highway, light some of the chest, heavy some of the sting occurs.
how detoxification smoother
1. suffering detoxification. Devaluation lotus core, it is bitter, can diverge Firelight, although there is cold, but it will not damage the body's yang, it has always been considered the best drug to defuse the heart of hot food. Core can be used lotus tea, bamboo, or students may wish to add some licorice, lotus seed cores can enhance the detoxification.
2. Press the heart of detoxification main point. This means less government points, position in the palm, between the first metacarpal 4,5, little finger and ring finger when the fist between. Press this point may wish to use some force, alternating.
3. mung bean diuretic detoxification. Green beans can be a diuretic, heat the approach to resolve and discharge toxins heart, but when you eat green beans to use the liquid form, such as soy milk or green bean soup, bean cake, the effect will be worse.
the heart of the best detoxification time
11 ~ 13:00 noon, most of the time the heart can Baoxin eat, the food aid detoxification, such as Tuckahoe, nuts, soy, black sesame, jujube, lotus seeds and so on. If the spleen has
toxin expressed in
1. surface Minister stain. Long spot digestive capacity of women is often weaker.
2. leukorrhagia. Humidity and the competent body of the spleen, if too much moisture, beyond the capacity of the spleen, excessive moisture occurs in vivo, increased vaginal discharge is one of expression.
3. fat accumulation. Chinese medicine, another fat in a name: phlegm, is due to poor digestion of spleen, can not be timely removal of toxins from the garbage generated. Effective weight loss must be restored around the theme of the spleen and stomach to do the normal metabolism of phlegm, or it will rebound.
4. tone clear lip weeks Zhangdou or ulcers. Lips are all around the spleen, when the spleen of the toxin can not be eliminated from the body, accumulation of toxins to find a chance to burst forth from these places.
how detoxification smoother
1. eat acid to help the spleen detoxification. Such as ebony, vinegar, which is used to resolve elements of the best food poisoning, can enhance the digestive function of the stomach, so that the toxins in food in the shortest period of time body. While sour food also has the effect of the spleen may well act as a
2. Press the spleen detoxification main point. This is the point Shangqiu, position before the bottom of the depression in the medial malleolus, the rubbing of the acupuncture points with your fingers, you can maintain a sense of sour heavy, about 3 minutes each time, alternating legs to do.
3. after dinner walk. Exercise can help stomach digestion, speed up the removal of toxins from the speed, but it needs long-term adherence, the effect will be better.
best detoxification time
spleen is most likely to produce toxins meal time, food time to digest if you can not or absorb, toxins will accumulate a lot. In addition to walk around after dinner, because the sweet taste of the spleen, but also in 1 hour to eat 1 meal of fruit, helping the spleen, the lungs with toxins detoxification
if manifested in
1. skin was rusty, dull. Chinese medicine, pulmonary management of the body's skin, the skin is moist, white, must rely on lung function was good. When comparing the lung toxins for a long time, toxins will be deposited with the role of the lung to the skin, making skin look dull.
2. constipation. Chinese medicine, lung and colon is a system, when the top of the lungs of toxins, the following will have abnormal intestinal deposition to emergence of constipation.
3. sentimental, easy to grief. Toxins in the lungs, the lungs can interfere with blood running, so the lungs can not normally comfortable chest heart, pent-up too sentimental.
how detoxification smoother
1 carrot is the lung detox food. In Chinese eyes, colon and lung most closely, lung colon toxins depends on whether the smooth, radish can help colon excrete stool, cold dishes can be eaten raw or Ban Cheng.
2 lily increased lung resistance trait. Lung always do not like dry air, in the case of dry, easily lead to the accumulation of toxins. Mushrooms, Lily Yin Yangfeihuoxue good effect, can help the lungs to fight toxins, food processing time when not too long, otherwise the juice will reduce the lily, anti-virus effect has to be greatly reduced.
3 Press the main point for lung detoxification. Hoku acupuncture is beneficial to the lungs, the location in the back of the hand, metacarpal 1,2, when 2nd metacarpal radial side of the midpoint, you can use this part of the thumb and forefinger, push hard.
4 sweat detoxification. Management of skin, lung, so frankly Chuyishenhan, so sweat away toxins, refreshing our lungs give up. In addition to campaigns, the method can also be sweating hot water bath, water bath before adding some essential oils of ginger and mint to make more fun sweat secretion, excretion of toxins deep in the body.
5 deep breaths. Each breath, the lungs are the residual gas can not be discharged, these emissions relative to those of fresh, oxygen-rich air is concerned, is a toxin. Just a few deep breaths, you can reduce the residual gas in vivo.
best detoxification time
lung lungs most of the time is 7 am to 9 points, then the most better able to exercise detoxification. When the most powerful in the lung for jogging and other aerobic exercise, can be a strong function of pulmonary toxins.
performance if the kidneys with toxins
in
1. menstruation, or menstrual short, dark color . The emergence and disappearance of menstruation, is whether the strong performance of renal function, and if there are many toxins in the kidneys, blood will decrease.
2. edema. Renal body fluid management operation, the kidney accumulation of toxins, reduced ability to discharge excess liquid, appeared edema.
3. mandibular Zhangdou. Mandibular positions governed by the face of renal and kidney detoxification inadequate performance of the excess toxins in the jaw area.
4. easily tired. Toxins within the body the energy consumption of the kidney, kidney provides less energy, so there body tired, Shenpi sleepiness, weakness.
how detoxification smoother
1. kidneys detoxification food: melon. Melon juice is rich to enter the human body, will stimulate the kidneys to increase urine from the body of toxins. Available when eating melon soup or fried, the taste as a little lighter.
2. Kidney antitoxic food: yam. Although a lot of yams can nourish organs, but eventually the kidney and regular eating yams can enhance the detoxification function of the kidney. Candied yam is a good method of eating, with caramel
3. Press the main point for liver detoxification: Yongquan. This is the lowest point the human body, if the body is a building, the point is that the export of sewage water pipes, often rubbing it, and detoxification effect is obvious. Yongquan front foot position 1 / 3 (the calculation does not include the toe), the more sensitive points, do not use too much force, you can feel a little, rubbing a side by side is better for 5 minutes can be.
best detoxification time
kidney kidney detoxification best time in the morning 5 to 7 points, after the body night repair, all gather in the morning in the kidney toxin, it is best to drink a glass of white water up in the morning, scouring about the kidneys, the toxins from your body.
In the Chinese view, there are many toxins in our bodies, who can not be promptly eliminated from the body, for our physical and mental effects of substance will have a negative can be referred to as For example, blood stasis, phlegm, cold, food product, qi, lit. These toxins accumulate in the internal organs within, it will accelerate the aging of internal organs, and support from the five internal organs, skin, bones, muscles, nerves will along with senile. Although the toxins deep, but they left clues or body surface, the faces of representatives of different toxins hidden in where, now, we have to find out the toxins hiding place, as soon as it is out of the body.
toxin
if the liver has been shown in
1. nail surface a raised ridge, or down to depression. TCM believes that
2. hyperplasia of the breast occur, premenstrual breast pain increased significantly. Belongs to the liver through the line of the breast on the route fortress, once the liver has
3. emotional prone to depression. The liver is the organ in vivo regulation of emotion, once the liver toxicity can not be discharged, blocking the operation of gas, will have a significant adverse emotions.
4. migraine headaches, acne on both sides of the face, but also appears dysmenorrhea. Both sides of the face and lower abdomen, the liver and its partner, by the gall bladder of the
how detoxification smoother
1. eat green food. According to the five elements theory of traditional Chinese medicine, the food can be accessible green liver, play a good Shugan, Jieyu, relieve emotional effect, is to help the liver detoxify the food. Chinese medicine experts recommend blue orange or lemon, orange juice or green skin made of green lemonade, like drinkable.
2. wolfberry to enhance the tolerance of the liver. In addition to detoxification, but also should enhance the ability of the liver against toxins. The most important food wolfberry, it has a very good role in protecting the liver and can increase the tolerance of the liver of toxins. Time to chew the food consumption of the best to eat a little.
3. Press the main point for liver detoxification. This refers to the Taichong Point, the location in the dorsum of the foot first and second metatarsal depression before the junction. Thumb Anrou 3 to 5 minutes, you can feel a slight soreness. Do not use too much strength, press the feet alternately.
4. tears detoxification method. Compared to never cry for men, women live longer, it can not be said and tears are related. With this understanding of traditional Chinese medicine has long been, but was confirmed by Western medicine. As the tear fluid excretion, as with the sweat and urine, which does have some harmful chemical and biological toxins. So sad, the wronged, the depression will simply Kuchu come when. For those If the heart has been expressed in toxin
1. Tongue ulcer. Chinese medicine, tongue and heart is most closely related, so the length of the tongue ulcer, usually considered to be the fire inside the heart, or the burning.
2. Zhangdou forehead. Forehead is the heart of a territorial jurisdiction, Firelight strong as fire, poison, this dependency will be boiling, so come and go to a lot of acne.
3. insomnia, heart palpitations. Heart in a non-stop work, when the fire remained at the heart drug can not be excluded, the sleep is not stable.
4. tightness or tingling. There is bleeding within the heart of a toxin, like a traffic jam on the highway, light some of the chest, heavy some of the sting occurs.
how detoxification smoother
1. suffering detoxification. Devaluation lotus core, it is bitter, can diverge Firelight, although there is cold, but it will not damage the body's yang, it has always been considered the best drug to defuse the heart of hot food. Core can be used lotus tea, bamboo, or students may wish to add some licorice, lotus seed cores can enhance the detoxification.
2. Press the heart of detoxification main point. This means less government points, position in the palm, between the first metacarpal 4,5, little finger and ring finger when the fist between. Press this point may wish to use some force, alternating.
3. mung bean diuretic detoxification. Green beans can be a diuretic, heat the approach to resolve and discharge toxins heart, but when you eat green beans to use the liquid form, such as soy milk or green bean soup, bean cake, the effect will be worse.
the heart of the best detoxification time
11 ~ 13:00 noon, most of the time the heart can Baoxin eat, the food aid detoxification, such as Tuckahoe, nuts, soy, black sesame, jujube, lotus seeds and so on. If the spleen has
toxin expressed in
1. surface Minister stain. Long spot digestive capacity of women is often weaker.
2. leukorrhagia. Humidity and the competent body of the spleen, if too much moisture, beyond the capacity of the spleen, excessive moisture occurs in vivo, increased vaginal discharge is one of expression.
3. fat accumulation. Chinese medicine, another fat in a name: phlegm, is due to poor digestion of spleen, can not be timely removal of toxins from the garbage generated. Effective weight loss must be restored around the theme of the spleen and stomach to do the normal metabolism of phlegm, or it will rebound.
4. tone clear lip weeks Zhangdou or ulcers. Lips are all around the spleen, when the spleen of the toxin can not be eliminated from the body, accumulation of toxins to find a chance to burst forth from these places.
how detoxification smoother
1. eat acid to help the spleen detoxification. Such as ebony, vinegar, which is used to resolve elements of the best food poisoning, can enhance the digestive function of the stomach, so that the toxins in food in the shortest period of time body. While sour food also has the effect of the spleen may well act as a
2. Press the spleen detoxification main point. This is the point Shangqiu, position before the bottom of the depression in the medial malleolus, the rubbing of the acupuncture points with your fingers, you can maintain a sense of sour heavy, about 3 minutes each time, alternating legs to do.
3. after dinner walk. Exercise can help stomach digestion, speed up the removal of toxins from the speed, but it needs long-term adherence, the effect will be better.
best detoxification time
spleen is most likely to produce toxins meal time, food time to digest if you can not or absorb, toxins will accumulate a lot. In addition to walk around after dinner, because the sweet taste of the spleen, but also in 1 hour to eat 1 meal of fruit, helping the spleen, the lungs with toxins detoxification
if manifested in
1. skin was rusty, dull. Chinese medicine, pulmonary management of the body's skin, the skin is moist, white, must rely on lung function was good. When comparing the lung toxins for a long time, toxins will be deposited with the role of the lung to the skin, making skin look dull.
2. constipation. Chinese medicine, lung and colon is a system, when the top of the lungs of toxins, the following will have abnormal intestinal deposition to emergence of constipation.
3. sentimental, easy to grief. Toxins in the lungs, the lungs can interfere with blood running, so the lungs can not normally comfortable chest heart, pent-up too sentimental.
how detoxification smoother
1 carrot is the lung detox food. In Chinese eyes, colon and lung most closely, lung colon toxins depends on whether the smooth, radish can help colon excrete stool, cold dishes can be eaten raw or Ban Cheng.
2 lily increased lung resistance trait. Lung always do not like dry air, in the case of dry, easily lead to the accumulation of toxins. Mushrooms, Lily Yin Yangfeihuoxue good effect, can help the lungs to fight toxins, food processing time when not too long, otherwise the juice will reduce the lily, anti-virus effect has to be greatly reduced.
3 Press the main point for lung detoxification. Hoku acupuncture is beneficial to the lungs, the location in the back of the hand, metacarpal 1,2, when 2nd metacarpal radial side of the midpoint, you can use this part of the thumb and forefinger, push hard.
4 sweat detoxification. Management of skin, lung, so frankly Chuyishenhan, so sweat away toxins, refreshing our lungs give up. In addition to campaigns, the method can also be sweating hot water bath, water bath before adding some essential oils of ginger and mint to make more fun sweat secretion, excretion of toxins deep in the body.
5 deep breaths. Each breath, the lungs are the residual gas can not be discharged, these emissions relative to those of fresh, oxygen-rich air is concerned, is a toxin. Just a few deep breaths, you can reduce the residual gas in vivo.
best detoxification time
lung lungs most of the time is 7 am to 9 points, then the most better able to exercise detoxification. When the most powerful in the lung for jogging and other aerobic exercise, can be a strong function of pulmonary toxins.
performance if the kidneys with toxins
in
1. menstruation, or menstrual short, dark color . The emergence and disappearance of menstruation, is whether the strong performance of renal function, and if there are many toxins in the kidneys, blood will decrease.
2. edema. Renal body fluid management operation, the kidney accumulation of toxins, reduced ability to discharge excess liquid, appeared edema.
3. mandibular Zhangdou. Mandibular positions governed by the face of renal and kidney detoxification inadequate performance of the excess toxins in the jaw area.
4. easily tired. Toxins within the body the energy consumption of the kidney, kidney provides less energy, so there body tired, Shenpi sleepiness, weakness.
how detoxification smoother
1. kidneys detoxification food: melon. Melon juice is rich to enter the human body, will stimulate the kidneys to increase urine from the body of toxins. Available when eating melon soup or fried, the taste as a little lighter.
2. Kidney antitoxic food: yam. Although a lot of yams can nourish organs, but eventually the kidney and regular eating yams can enhance the detoxification function of the kidney. Candied yam is a good method of eating, with caramel
3. Press the main point for liver detoxification: Yongquan. This is the lowest point the human body, if the body is a building, the point is that the export of sewage water pipes, often rubbing it, and detoxification effect is obvious. Yongquan front foot position 1 / 3 (the calculation does not include the toe), the more sensitive points, do not use too much force, you can feel a little, rubbing a side by side is better for 5 minutes can be.
best detoxification time
kidney kidney detoxification best time in the morning 5 to 7 points, after the body night repair, all gather in the morning in the kidney toxin, it is best to drink a glass of white water up in the morning, scouring about the kidneys, the toxins from your body.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Learn to do three things , three sentences , three music , the three do not
Learn to do three things
1, learn to learn to shut tightly closed
that the two doors yesterday and tomorrow, live each day, every good day today, is a lifetime flies good.
2, learn to learn to calculate
calculated that calculate their own happiness and do the right thing. Calculated happy to make themselves more happy the more calculations to calculate the right thing to do more to make themselves more confident of their own calculations.
3, learn to give
especially recommended a very good word in Chinese, which is Remember, the There are always things in the world
doctrine of three sentences
1,
2, Remember, positive and optimistic attitude is to resolve any problems and the first step in overcoming any difficulties.
3. Nature is the case, life itself.
learn the Further, that is to be more in their own good time helping others, in their own time to the general contentment flies, and when their time in the face of adversity will have to learn to enjoy themselves.
learn three
real life, many people fearing neither hardship nor death, and then his heavy burden of Yabu Kua, the greatest difficulty has not scare him, but he was overwhelmed by wronged, wronged. In fact, the wronged, wronged, that is, people make mistakes, you do not make mistakes; and overwhelmed wronged and wronged is to take someone else's mistake to punish oneself.
understand this truth, and then this happens, the best way to deal with it is to laugh, do not put it seriously.
Second, do not take their mistakes to punish others.
when they have been wronged or unfairly treated, too, others wrong or unfair to others. In fact, when you hurt others, they will hurt again.
Third, do not take their mistakes to punish its own
What is good? We believe that to him (her) to do 10 things, he (she) can do on the 7 to 8, that is good. Obviously, this sentence is another hidden meaning is that good men will do wrong, good people make mistakes. Therefore, a good man does something wrong, that does not matter, made a big mistake and then it does not matter, as long as carefully identify the causes and serious lessons, changed like .
1, learn to learn to shut tightly closed
that the two doors yesterday and tomorrow, live each day, every good day today, is a lifetime flies good.
2, learn to learn to calculate
calculated that calculate their own happiness and do the right thing. Calculated happy to make themselves more happy the more calculations to calculate the right thing to do more to make themselves more confident of their own calculations.
3, learn to give
especially recommended a very good word in Chinese, which is Remember, the There are always things in the world
doctrine of three sentences
1,
2, Remember, positive and optimistic attitude is to resolve any problems and the first step in overcoming any difficulties.
3. Nature is the case, life itself.
learn the Further, that is to be more in their own good time helping others, in their own time to the general contentment flies, and when their time in the face of adversity will have to learn to enjoy themselves.
learn three
real life, many people fearing neither hardship nor death, and then his heavy burden of Yabu Kua, the greatest difficulty has not scare him, but he was overwhelmed by wronged, wronged. In fact, the wronged, wronged, that is, people make mistakes, you do not make mistakes; and overwhelmed wronged and wronged is to take someone else's mistake to punish oneself.
understand this truth, and then this happens, the best way to deal with it is to laugh, do not put it seriously.
Second, do not take their mistakes to punish others.
when they have been wronged or unfairly treated, too, others wrong or unfair to others. In fact, when you hurt others, they will hurt again.
Third, do not take their mistakes to punish its own
What is good? We believe that to him (her) to do 10 things, he (she) can do on the 7 to 8, that is good. Obviously, this sentence is another hidden meaning is that good men will do wrong, good people make mistakes. Therefore, a good man does something wrong, that does not matter, made a big mistake and then it does not matter, as long as carefully identify the causes and serious lessons, changed like .
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