This is the week of July it?
day, the literacy class, the teacher pointed to Students read in unison, The teacher got angry and said:
students immediately replied:
doctor's farewell
a patient was discharged, the President stood in front of the hospital and the attending physician to the patient farewell. Dean smiled and raised their hands to pay tribute. Loudly while waving goodbye to a doctor; Goodbye! Who wants to come back the hospital to see us?
the second day, and one patient discharged from hospital, doctor who Dean is still standing in the doorway, and farewell. Dean smiled and raised their hands to pay tribute. While waving doctor shouted:
tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
an English class, I was half asleep. The teacher asked me: wind vane:
surgeons to go out with Bill and his wife when a young blonde lively greeting to the Bill.
gave Bill a jealous wife asked:
successor
There is a joke is like this: after the death of Chiang Kai-shek, inevitably met in heaven Sun Yat-sen, Sun Yat-sen their dreams die before the body is very concerned about the status of the Republic of China, so he asked the Chiang Kai-shek ---
I die, there is no line of the ROC Constitution ah?
Chiang Kai-shek immediately replied: Yes ah! a line of the Constitution, it were the constitution it!
Sun asked: Who was the first President?
Chiang Kai-shek replied: I am.
Sun Yat-sen thought, Chiang Kai-shek dominate the political arena, really is worth, and asked: What does the second term?
when Chiang Kai-shek was not the nerve to say myself, can they not want to lie I'm sorry father, they answered: Yu Yu-jen (and yet either.)
Sun and said: Not bad, the calligrapher to be president, literary country. That third is who?
Chiang Kai-shek, changing brains, wit, replied: Wu San-lien (Wu San-lien.)
Sun: ah, the media was as president, also good. Then who is next?
Jiang: Chao (according to their former.)
Sun thought again and said: well, linguists as president. That the fifth it?
Chiang: Yes, Zhao Lilian (as usual, even.)
Sun Yat-sen said happily: Great, even the educator has to be president, is really more progress.
一日 joke to participate in a Friends of the son's birthday party. I am with the children seated around the table, it is natural to mention the children's academic performance, one of the boys said the test failure, upset the way, of course I had to encourage the boy, and patted his head and said, : a mother yo. Boys thought to be agile, ranging from adults to react as quickly retorted:
beautiful forest, is my home Yeah!
This is the lyrics, Han Dong, and I became a man to listen to children, the beautiful forest is my
have time to hear good results!!
summer, his son every day to sleep late. His wife said to me:
plan that I will listen to his wife, the wife said: I had to bite the bullet and said: this morning, do not call him. you go to Run.
third day morning, I woke up early, get ready to call his son, his wife said:
fourth day morning, I just get up, his wife said to me: themselves to run.
run two laps, I feel boring, I went home early. Into the living room, heard his wife and son dialogue. Son said: and a half, is in kindergarten. Day, Hasty returned home to his mother:
scared his mother and asked Hasty:
Her husband said with deep feeling: It's that opened the five-day box, I finally saw a charming little jewelry box. I gently opened it, which turned out to be empty! I anxiously shouted:
weekend, shopping with me and swallow. Just get off,UGG boots, swallow that thirst, happened to have a street selling cold drinks, swallows ran straight past: to drink up.
mineral water, I casually asked one. Swallow one, and quickly put in his mouth a spit out, saying: open?
few people who come to buy the water, listen to us say this to all go. Stall looked at us, but to say:
a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
in high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
friend asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said eat offal because previous grill more, even afraid of the boss can not hear, so loud even shouted: Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, .
University when a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
buddy blind date I came back we asked him how, man say: This girl really rough. Point to a meal at noon, 2 people went into a beef noodle restaurants, the girl cried for Master: Hey, to pull the 2 bowls of ramen chef ~ ~ ~ wrote: you eat it? I pull to eat.
sentence jokes kids (Classic)
Title: very
children write: Today I test very much.
Comments: I will tell your parents say ~ ~
9. Topic: One
children to write: I am one of an injured left foot.
Comments: You are the centipede? ~ ~
10. Topic: ... to ....
a child to write: a baby will one hundred dollars.
Comments: teachers not laugh ..
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